I love parasailing because it lets me pretend that I'm adventurous. The truth is that my idea of exploring nature is to bring a glass of wine to my back porch. And people who have gone parasailing know my secret: that it's actually the most non-scary, gentle lift off and landing. You get to feel like you're flying without jumping out of anything or remembering to pull a cord. All you have to do is sit there, and that is what I specialize in. So whenever I'm on vacation in a tropical type place, I try to do it. Because I am super adventurous like that.
Unrelated: nothing like a photo of yourself to reveal your holy-way-too-light-highlights-batman.
These were all taken with my little waterproof Olympus Tough. But Hailey was so adventurous that she actually brought her real camera. In case you were wondering, tampons are the official way to make sure your waterproof case is working.
A few images from a meal we had at Romeo's Italian restaurant. Dinner with photographers is fun.
The people who worked there kept telling us about the incredible sunrises. So one morning I decided to take advantage of my jet lag and get up early to see it. I might have been a little too ambitious about it. Note to yourself when you do this: do not wake up at 3:30am. There will not be a big crowd you have to fight for a good picture. There will only be this.
And then your driver will ask you three times if you're really sure you want to do this. And you will say, yes of course, because you are adventurous. And then he will leave you alone in the cold, darkness of the wild Australian outback. And you will hear something rustling in the bushes and it will remind you that everything in Australia wants to murder you. Which will force you to non-skype call your husband for six thousand dollars a minute:
"Honey, I'm all alone in the outback. It's cold and dark and I hear animals."
"... Wait, what?"
"Tell the kids I love them. And thanks for being such a good husband over all these years. Don't ever get remarried. Okay, you can, but just wait at least a year."
"What?! Where are you and why are you alone?"
"I came to watch the sunrise, because I am adventurous. But it's a little too early (by maybe an hour or more), and no one is here and now I'm probably going to die on this picnic table."
"Wait... you're on a picnic table? What else is around you?"
"Well, besides all the deadly animals and poisonous snakes and spiders and baby-devouring dingos, there is one gazebo."
"oh my god, so you're sitting at a picnic site next to the resort? Maile, you are fine."
And you know what? Eventually I was fine. And you will be too, because you are a fighter and a trail blazer and you never give up on things.
And also next time you will set your alarm for two hours later.
And after the sun comes up, you might become so excited that you get completely lost walking back. But you won't care because for the rest of the day, you will feel like the sun for at least those 12 (or-so) hours, kinda belongs to you.
As you might imagine, there are a million places to see a fantastic sunrise or sunset on Hamilton island. These were taken at One Tree Hill.